Don't ever take away from me my pornography
Obviously we don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I want to see and read
Don't ever try to take away from me and my right to privacy
because what I do is no one's business but me

So stay in your missionary position
I hope that you get bored to death
There's no way in hell I'm goin through life havin vanilla sex

The government is tryin to get in your bedroom
Better lock your door and close your shades
Because there could be someone watching you today
(solo)
Why do try to make things illegal?
Why do we have to be twenty-one?
You're so afraid that people are havin way too much fun, ya know
Why do you care what I do in my bedroom?
Why do you wanna know how I screw?
It seems to me you've got nothing better to do