well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
you're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

you've been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed
so don't you all be letting that door hit you in the ass
you've been a splendid audience but oh enough is enough
we'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)
you're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough
you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

here's to all the smokin' vixens waitin' for the band
thinkin' maybe one of them might make a one night stand

but please don't take offense, because this song is not for you
we'd be happy to oblige you when this fuckin' crap is through

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
you're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough
you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

now you've promised the ladies a night of love and bliss
when truth be known you're far too drunk to stand up straight and piss
so give it up you fuckin' wad oh cunt you'll not be laid
the sooner you were out of here the quicked we'll be paid

you'll get no more this evening stinkin' fuckers bugger off
so haul your asses out of here you cunts and bugger off