Phoned up my doctor
To see what's the matter
He said: Come on over
I said: Do I have to?
My knees started shaking
My wrists started aching
When my doctor said to me:

Oh my my Oh my my
Can you boogie
can you slide?
Oh my my Oh my my
You can boogie
if you try
Oh my my Oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive

Head wurse
she blew it just like a tornado
When they started dancing
I jumped off the table
If at myself heaving
And as I was leaving
This is what they said to me:

Oh my my Oh my my
Can you boogie
can you slide?
Oh my my Oh my my
You can boogie
you can fly
Oh my my
if you try
It's guaranteed to keep you alive

If you should slow down
and you're feeling low down
Don't call up the doctor
Just grab you a partner
It's what you've been missing
I've got your prescription
That boogie-woogie-remedy

Oh my my Oh my my
You can boogie
you can slide
Oh my my Oh my my
We can boogie till we die
Oh my my Oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive

Oh my my Oh my my
Watch me boogie
watch me slide
Oh my my Oh my my
Want to boogie
want to slide
Oh my my Oh my my
Oh
we boogie
oh we fly
Oh my my Oh my my
Play that boogie
play that slide