I'm a two pack a day man smoke like a fiend
Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine
I can't breath in the morning till I get myself a cigarette lit
I say dad blame anything a man can't quit

I'm a brand new newly-wed married again nine times previous and this makes ten
I ought to be kicked so hard till I can hardly walk around or sit
I say dad blame anything a man can't quit
Still I keep it up keep it up and do it all the time
Every now and then I make up my mind
To give it up give it up throw it away I usually change my mind later on up in the day
I'm a two pack a day man
I keep it up keep it up and do it all the time
I'm a two pack a day man