This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanted to try it out
I'm crazy as for you caught my attention

I kissed a fish I don't like it
The taste of his scaly chapstick
I kissed a fish just to try it
I hope my boyfriend won't mind it
It felt so wrong it felt not right
I think I'll throw up tonight
I kissed a fish, I don't like it, I don't like it

No I don't even know his name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental shame
Not human nature
It's not what most girls do
Not how we should behave
My head is so confused it's hard to restrain

I kissed a fish I don't like it
The taste of his scaly chapstick
I kissed a fish just to try it
I hope my boyfriend won't mind it
It felt so wrong it felt not right
I think I'll throw up tonight
I kissed a fish, I don't like it, I don't like it

Those fish they are so magical
Soft scales, red lips, so fishable
Hard to resist so touchable
And you got to deny it
Aint no big deal it's innocent

I kissed a fish I don't like it
The taste of his scaly chapstick
I kissed a fish just to try it
I hope my boyfriend won't mind it
It felt so wrong it felt not right
I think I'll throw up tonight
I kissed a fish, I don't like it, I don't like it