You're the one
Who shares my hours
You're the one
Who shares my house
You're the one
Who shares my showers
You're the one
Who ate my mouse;
My goldfish on a sandwich
My cat sauteed with wine
Despite these tiny failings,
Won't you be my valentine

You're the one
Who cooked me breakfast
And they said it wouldn't last
It's six miles to the hospital
It's lucky I drive fast
A tasty foxglove salad
And deadly Nightshade tea
Despite these minor foibles,
You're the valentine for me

Like the concrete overcoat you made,
I know you only want the best for me
But is it really practical
For a day out on the sea

You're right, my darling valentine,
The bathroom wasn't warm
The electric heater you supplied
Fell in, caused quite a storm
The shock just warmed my heart to you,
You're so caring that you said
"I'll surely be your valentine
The day that you are dead"