There's no reason to do it and you shouldn't even try
What's the point, do you really wanna die?
You hit the water when you're going 35
Like Reggie Perrin you had to take the dive

Cruising along on Portsmouth island
Something prehistoric caught his eye
Of course we had to turn around and figure out what it was
Didn't know it'd change our lives

La La's

Pulled to the right and we hit the water
When we looked back it was too late
We went into a spiral and I don't know what became
Apparently its not all terrain

La La's

There's no reason to do it and you shouldn't even try
What's the point do you really wanna die
You hit the water when you're going 35
Like Reggie Perrin you had to take the dive

La La's