He was born in a dojo
Down on 24th street
The son of an asian man
Well he was adopted
But they still taught him karate
And a little guitar

My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll kick your ass and play guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not your typical rock star

He saw a flyer
For a battle of the bands
He signed up right away
He saw this as a contest
To utilize both his skills
so he wrote this song to sing

My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll kick your ass and play guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not your typical rock star

He came in last place
Because he didn't know
You shouldn't kill the other bands
So Rick was arrested
And sent to jail for life
But you can always hear him sing

My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll kick your ass and play guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not your typical rock star