I go out and burn my head
Look at it turn bright red
I don't mind I don't care
People think it's funny
If I got no hair
All my friends
they burn their scalps
Ou ou ouch ouch ouch
I think it's funny
So I pop their blisters
Then I pour them on their little sisters
I don't like to sit inside and watch my TV
Cause I know there's a maninside that box
And he's throwing radiation darts at me

[chorus]
He's got no hair
1) I don't need it
I don't want it
Hey, i look good without it
2) i need no brush
I need no com
Hey, fuck a blowdryer
3) I need no brillcream
No grecian formula
Hey, maybe a little helsinki