Originally performed by GBH

Well I'm searching through my bed
I got ankles in my head
I'm in really bad
It's the best time I ever had

I'm a sick boy
I'm a sick boy - there should be more

Well I'm happy the way I am
A sardine in a can
People taking notes
People in white coats
I'm a sick boy
I'm a sick boy - there should be more

Well I'm happy the way I am
And I'm sorry I shit on my hand
People taking notes
People in rubber coats

I'm a sick boy
Just a sick boy
I'm a sick boy

There's assholes everywhere
Plus girls with big town hair
But why must I suffer
For being a fecal lover

I'm a shit boy
I'm a snit boy - there should be more