I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time
Stan & Kyle:
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Les:
Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind
Cartman:
Ample parking day or night people shouting "Howdy neighbor!"
LES:
Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind
KENNY:
I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with big vaginas
LES:
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine