Who is this super hero?
Sarge?
Rosemary, the telephone operator?
No way man
Henry, the mild mannered janitor?
Could beeee

Hong Kong Fooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Fooey
Quicker than the human eye

Oh he's got style
A groovy smile
A bite that just wont stop
When the going gets rough he's super tough
With the hong kong fooey chop

Hong Kong Fooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Fooey
Oh he's quicker than the human eye

(Brads gibberish)

Hong Kong Fooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Fooey
Quicker than the human eye

Oh he's got style
A groovy smile
And a bite that just wont stop
When the going gets rough he's super tough
With the hong kong fooey chop

Hong Kong Fooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Fooey
Quicker than the human eye

(Brads gibberish again)

Hong Kong Fooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Fooey
Quicker than the human eye

Oh he's got style
A groovy smile
And a bite that just wont stop
When the going gets rough he's super tough
With the hong kong fooey chop

Hong Kong Fooey
Yeah he's the number one super guy
Hong Kong Fooey
Yeah he's quicker than the human eye

(Brad going f***ing nuts)
Hong Kong Fooey boys!!!