Well I'm up and I don't know why,
But I guess that's all that counts
Looking 'round as I'm holding my head,
and I'm in somebody's house

The sun hits me like a punch in the face
with a headache I can't ignore
Seems almost every weekend my bed is someone's floor

and I can't keep this up
I have had enough

Eating cold pizza on the side of the cur
to cover up my morning breath of gin
Something doesn't seem to sit with me well
it's going out the way it went in
and so I can't keep this up
I have had enough

Cause you can count me out, I'm on to you
Cause you can count me out, I'm tired of
Leaving my embarrassments behind