Yes I'm thinking of this, yes I am
Puddletown Tom was the underground
Hold you tighter so close, yes you are
Please hold on to the steel rail

Colonel with gloves
He isn't loved on 'Sundays Mail'
All the fives crock Henrietta
She's mean go-getter
Gotta write her a letter

Did I wink of this, I am
Yum, yummy, yum, don't, yummy, yum, yom, yom
Yes, I'm thinking of this, in steam
Skeleton kissed to the steel rail

Fleas in Pamela
Chugging along with a funnel of steam
All the fives crock Henrietta
She's mean go-getter
Gotta write her a letter