Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
I don't have to leave this room
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
Have a smoke and watch cartoons
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
I've got no place to be
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
Except the penitentiary

I'm stuck behind these bars for 25 to life
For robbing a liquor store and
Bumpin' off my wife

You don't have to feel sorry for me
That would never do
Sittin' around here is never lonely
'Cause all my friends are in here too
And we're saving a spot for you

Wednesday's visitation day
But you're never here
Don't wanna see me? That's OK
I don't miss you like the beer