Who's the television host
Understands what matters most?

Stephen, Stephen
He's a handsome man his name is Stephen
Whoa oh, #1 TV show

Stephen, Stephen
He's a dashing man his name is Stephen
Whoa oh, he's taking on the status quo

Don't stop believin'
Stephen, Stephen
Don't stop transceivin'
Stephen, Stephen

He's calling out the bears in their evil lairs
He's calling out the press in their fancy dress

Who's the television host
Understands what matters most?

Don't stop believin'
Stephen, Stephen
Don't stop transceivin'
Stephen, Stephen

He's calling out the bears in their evil lairs
He's calling out the press in their fancy dress
He's calling out the Decemberists and their green screen contests

Stephen, Stephen
He's a handsome man his name is Stephen
Whoa oh, Stephen, Stephen
He's a dashing man his name is Stephen
Whoa oh, Stephen, Stephen