I was walking down the street, and somebody hit me

Come on now
That's right
Uh huh
You're walkin down the street
You keep missin your feet
But you never find a place to go
Never find a place to go until someday
Man, you never even knew what hit ya
I said what hit ya was the back of your hand
That's right
Uh huh
I said get off of the street
Get off of the street, boy
People gonna think, yes they're gonna think
People gonna people gonna think you're SPAZZ!

Come on now
That's right
Uh huh
You're pretty shook up so you're gonna get a cup of water just to calm you down
But when you turn around some joker suggests TEA! I said
Hey! Ya know it was your momma's tea
That's right
Uh huh
I said get off of the floor
Get off of the floor, boy
People gonna think, yes they're gonna think
People gonna people gonna think you're SPAZZ!

AHHH HAA HAAA!

Come on now
That's right
Uh huh
You wanna sit down when you know some clown's gonna try and pull away your chair
So you stand and stand, stand and stand till, man, you can't stand any longer
Hey! You know you shouldn't have never sat down!
That's right
Uh huh
I said get off of the floor
Get off of the floor, boy
People gonna think, yes they're gonna think
People gonna people gonna think you're SPAZZ!