Well I met her in a bar, the men with big guitars were a playin
And I listened with my ears but I couldn't hear what she was sayin
And I guess she talked with her mind
But didn't want to seem to unkind so I just laughed
And kept my eyes peeled to the door
Wondering what I was there for

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But it's alright, and it's alright
And it's alright, and it's alright
I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night

Well I asked if she believed in Adam and Eve the fable
And I guess she would've given me an answer if only she was able
And she danced like a medicine man
Drew a crazy picture on my hand and told me
She wanted to change my point of view
Asked me where I was going to

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Well she whispered in my ear we got to get us out of
Here to the country
I asked her for a ride she took me aside she said "try me"
I thought I'm gonna wake pretty soon
In the middle of a Sunday afternoon just dreamin
And it was warm in the back of her van
Where she made me a real man

She made me Cry, she made me cry
Oh she made me cry, why she make me cry?

But it's alright, and it's alright
And it's alright, and it's alright
I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night!I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night!
I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night!
I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night!