Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams, of power and wealth
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employee's health
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year
And on Fridays the lunch room serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!