Homer: You could close down Moe's or the Kuik-e-Mart and nobody would care
But the heart and soul of springfield's in our Maison Derriere

Belle: Were the sauce on you steak
Were the cheese in your cake
We put the Spring in Springfield
Dancers: were the lace on the nightgown
Were the point after touchdown
Yes we put the Spring in Springfield

Belle: Were that little extra spice that makes egzistance extra nice
A biddly little thrill at a reasonable price

Reverand Lovejoy: Our only major quorrals are with your total lack of morals

Dancers: Our skimpie costumes aint so bad
They seem to entertain your dad

Belle:The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine
Yes, we keep the spring in Springfield
Wiggum, Krusty & Skinner: We remember our first visit
Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!
Mrs Quimby: Why, Joseph, I had no idea!
Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!
[Grampa & Jasper]
Without it, we'd have had no fun
Since the March of 1961!
Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted
Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney: We just heard this place existed
Dancers: We're the highlights in your hairdo
Apu: The extra arms on Bishnu!
Dancers: So, don't take the Spring
Men: We won't take the Spring
All: Yes, let's keep the SPRING in Springfield!