You start-off, my wishes
No you start-off
AND WEEEEE!

Oh my God!
There was this guy and a keyboard,
And he went
WEEEEE!

Oh my God!
Then I went up to my Mom,
And she went
WEEEEE!

That's alright!
Cause I went over to my Dad,
And he went
WEEEEE!

Oh my God!
Then there was this guy
And he goes "hey I got a knife"
And I go
WEEEEE!

Yo! I ran into a tough Gangsta,
And he was like "Yo, muthafucka"
WEEEEE!

Yo! I saw R2D2 on the street,
And it was like
WEEEEE! BLEEEEEEP!

Yo! I saw this kid in a wheelchair,
And he was going over the hill really fast,
And he was like
WEEEEE!

Yo! I was searching for seats here,
And this guy he was like "I got popcorn"
And I was like OH MY GOD!
WEEEEE!

When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee"
But you ain't got drugs yet!
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads in strife

Gonads in strife (x3)
Gonads in strife (x3)
Gonads in strife (x3)
Gonads in strife (x3)

Gonads in the lightning
In the lightning in the rain
WEEEEE!

YO! I saw a squirrel run across the street,
And he didn't get hit by a car,
So it was like
WEEEEE!