Bright college days, oh, carefree days that fly,
To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high
Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls
Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls

Turn on the spigot,
Pour the beer and swig it,
And gaudeamus igit-ur

Here's to parties we tossed,
To the games that we lost,
We shall claim that we won them some day

To the girls young and sweet,
To the spacious back seat
Of our roommate's beat up Chevrolet

To the beer and benzedrine,
To the way that the dean
Tried so hard to be pals with us all

To excuses we fibbed,
To the papers we cribbed
>From the genius who lived down the hall

To the tables down at Morey's (wherever that may be)
Let us drink a toast to all we love the best
We will sleep through all the lectures,
And cheat on the exams,
And we'll pass, and be forgotten with the rest

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days

Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth