I can be a thousand things
And with the nerves new love can bring
I'll show you sides I never knew I had
Yeah Yeah
But I'm not quite ready yet to show my inner idiot
She's shy and probably doing something dumb
Yeah Yeah Yeaaah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Please love the idiot tenderly
Please love the idiot in me

Now, if it surprises you
Or something seems a bit askew
It's her, not me, that saying all that shit
Yeah Yeah
Oh, everybody else it's here
All my puppeteers are steering clear from any damage she can get
Yeah Yeah Yeaaah Yeah Yeah Yeah
But please love the idiot, tenderly
Please love the idiot in me

Well now you love all sides of me
Or you said in every key
While karaoke singing on the mic
Yeah Yeah
I suppose that I have wooned you with my other inner beauty pageant winners

and they couldn't be more psyched
Yeah Yeah Yeaaah Yeah Yeah Yeah
But don't lose the idiot, she's with me
Please love the idiot in me
Please love the idiot in me