No phones in Tokyo for callin' London
A famous dame in Spain said Canada's for cunts
I cant go to Mexico, I've played that game
A rose, a Rita, jails and my 'tis of thee

Everybody loves to hate us Americans
Yet you wanna be a commie, a citizen
Good luck in Italy, good luck in Iran
If i only had a brain, I'd go to Amsterdam

When ya get into a scrape with other countries
You'll be kissin' ass again, kiss this

I don't like Disneyland
I can't stand Uncle Sam
I don't believe in the Klan
I cant believe in statues made from France

Kissin' ass to Americans
Suckin' on the USA
Broken glass and smokin' crack
Livin' in the USHate