Christmas toys all over the place
Little Jhonny wears a funny smile upon his face
For Jhonny has a secret, and his secret he must share
He wants to tell sombody
So he tells his teddy bear

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Clause underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh what a laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen mommy kissing Santa
Claus last night

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa claus underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh what a laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen mommy kissing santa
Claus

Kissing Santa Claus last night

HO, HO, HO!