(c) War Pidgeon 1994
(Spead metal version)
Out last night
Drinking way too much
No place left to go
Driving drunk
Up and down the street
Going really slow
It's 4am
I spot a bar
I have to go inside
Topless chicks
Flashing breasts
All of them with pride
(Chorus)
There are no two
nipples alike
no two nipples alike
Look far and near
They'll disapear
But no two are alike
I sat down
By the stage
To watch the chicks dance by
Not one, not two
But twenty five
Really caught my eye
Big busty blonde
Danced my way
To show me what she had
She shook her breasts
In my face
Man that made me glad
Next came by
The small brunette
With hooters extraordinaire
Then came red
Who shook so well
My lust I did declare
(Chorus)
There are no two
nipples alike
no two nipples alike
Look far and near
They'll disapear
But no two are alike
There were twenty five
Lovely pairs
Of hearty, bouncy mounds
I saw them all
Small and large
Even pointy and round
Big nipples
Small nipples
Aereolas to spare
I watched them all
Until the dawn
I had an evil stare
With a gleam
In my eye
I finally stopped to think
No two were the same
In this place
With breast on the brink
(Chorus)
There are no two
nipples alike
no two nipples alike
Look far and near
They'll disapear
But no two are alike