You call me every year or so
'Cause you're the only one I know
Once again it's all the same
I'm sick of playing this old game
So I just thought I'd call you up
You know I'm going to call your bluff
But his time it will be for real
Alright then here's the deal

You pull yourself together
Do what I say and you'll be fine
You're playing with your life you know
You pull yourself together
Get smart!

That's just a little much for me
Oh you don't ever want to see
I think it's time for me to go
You've hung around a day or so
And that's about your maximum
I've got to go get myself num
When you get sick of your insane
My number is the same