"This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this
This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol"
My mother was a douche bag
My sister was a douche bag
I guess that makes me one too
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
Lord I just don't know what to do
I sold dynamite to the Arabs
Bullets to the Jews
Whiskey to the Indians
And I'll get you too
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
Lord I just don't know what to do
Vinegar and water
The drink that I choose
I gotta tell ya brother
Tastes like pussy juice
Time flies when you're in a coma