It began in May, with a train wreck in Virginia;
A boxcar overturned and burst into flame
A dark cloud formed made of hydrogen dioxide
A Spotomatic Freeze was born that day

Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze
Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze

Then it went South and it covered up Atlanta -
It rained toxic hail there for days
Then it got smart, and it headed North to Washington;
Brought the whole damn country to it's knees

Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze
Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze

That's when the President called We Are Scientists
And we came to save the day
We couldn't stop the freeze, so we sent it to Alaska
And as far as we know, it's still there today

We all say

Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze
Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze

Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze
Woah, woah, Spotomatic Freeze