Oh boobies, boobies
Oh boobies, boobies

Oh boobie boobie, my chest was supposed to grow,
My cleavage wasn't right, yeah,
My boobies boobies,
My breasts are completely false,
and now my sweater's tight ya
Surgery, I want to be a "D"
Bigger mem'ries, I want them to show now, no because,

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My chest flatness was killing me, and I, I must confess,
I paid for these, paid for these
I look 32, I'm just a child,
I am a crime, make my boobies one more size

Oh boobies boobies, I got the boobies, you know
Now you've all been blinded,
Oh pretty boobies, you are so big, and ,oh, so new
that's just the wasy I planned it!
Golly, RollingStone was naughty, see me, baby, barely wearing clothes now, Because

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