One time you drove me nuts, so I drove you home
I can't believe you can't confront me with all your problems
I'm here to listen, yea, that's what I'm here for
You drag this on too long, I can't take this anymore
I can't take this anymore

But this one time, everything was right
Remember when you would say,
"sometimes things just go wrong?"
But then we'd try to fix this
Now it seems as if you don't even give a shit

There are things in life that don't make sense
For instance, women
They don't make sense
There's a secret a Jedi Master told me
I should listen, what's wrong with me?

But this one time, everything was right
Remember when you would say,
"sometimes things just go wrong?"
But then we'd try to fix this
Now it seems as if you don't even give a shit

PHONE CALL:
"You know what really pisses me off?"
"What, dude?"
"When you have plans with a girl some night, you go over to pick them up and everything's fine, you know, you're going to be all romantic and everything You come to the door and they're like looking beautiful It's like BAM! And then the first thing they ask you is 'Do my pants look okay?'"
"Oh, I know"
"It's like, 'Ya, it's fine, wear that' 'No, I think I should go change'"
"It makes me so mad"
"Yea"
"It's like, 'hey, if I think you look good, why do ya gotta go look good for everybody else?'"
"Exactly So it's one of those things where they run upstairs and take twenty minutes to change their whole wardrobe By then you just get all mad and it's like, all I want to do is go out and have some fun"
"No kidding, man"

I'm sorry for the things I didn't say that made you runaway
I'm sorry for the, I'm sorry for the times I passed up
that we could have talked
That's just my luck

But this one time, everything was right