Late night,
Watching the TV, it's 12:00,
We're watching David Letterman
With the Lord, we practice our routines
As He opens the show, we roll over,
Pretend we're dead just like Spot and Rover
The Bible gives us a top 10 list
Can't find on Letterman
We do the stupidest human tricks
Can't find on Letterman
Can't find on Letterman
Can't find on Letterman
Talkin' to our guests, we joke and jest
He sees our show; He's not impressed
Letters that we read,
We throw them out the window when the worldly turns us on
We cut to music as the band plays on
The Bible gives us a top 10 list
Can't find on Letterman
We do the dumbest of human tricks
Can't find on Letterman
We smile, but there's a big gap there
Can't find on Letterman
We need somebody to fill it in
Can't find on Letterman
He loves us Yeah!
He don't want no TV stage
We need Him Yeah!
Then why do we act this way?
Just like on Letterman
Late night with Letterman
Just like on Letterman
Late night with Letterman