'Zat You, Santa Claus? Gifts I'm preparing For some Christmas sharing But I pause because Hanging my stocking I can hear a knocking 'Zat you, Santa Claus? Sure...

Why the hell we??re waiting in line? A billion cars in front and behind We're going the way of the dinosaur And they'll make petrol out of us next time And ever...

Who is the man making the scene, flashing the green Living it up in living it up to his name Who wants some lovers gold, silver tone Giving it up is his claim t...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her Thumb in the shape o...

I know she likes her magazines And what they're wearing down in Hollywood I know she wants green tea ice cream And just for fun melting in the sun She likes her...

Got some money In my pocket Got my ticket In my hand Ain't got time To talk Ain't got time To explain Ain't gonna ride A Greyhound Or a midnight train I'm goin'...

Baker Baker baking a cake Make me a day Make me whole again And I wonder what's in a day What's in your cake this time I guess you heard he's gone to LA He says...

Your asteroids bounce off her like a trampoline Sometimes all she can do is shake Lookin' out for you and I and all she sees Is everybody makin' big mistakes Ta...

I dont love you but i want to just give me something i cant hold on to come on baby and speed your lust to me Heres my number on a cocktail napkin think about i...

Mama told me "boy you best behave" Cause Santa keeps a list of all his faves And if you don't shape up You ain't getting squat But the devil on my shoulders get...

You must admit that, You look like shit 'Cause you've been awake all week Sometimes it's placed that You call your gaskets Up to your accelerating deep You can ...

I can't get enough of you baby I can't get enough of you baby Yes it's true Baby yes it's true Whenever we kiss i get a feeling like this I get a feeling I can...

They're singin' "Deck the Halls" But it's not Like Christmas at all I remember When you were here And all the fun We had last year (Christmas) Oh, the snow's c...

Christmas Just ain't Christmas Without the one you love New Years Just ain't New Years Without the one you love Underneath the mistletoe I saw a face all aglow...

Walking out of the door I'm on my way can you tell me just where I'm going Occupational skills would you give me a clue what to do cause my minds in motion Just...

Dear Inez Your exterior is so cold Your story's been told I've heard it before You wanna get out Don't wanna be down Tied to the ground You wanna slip out You w...

Born is a human with a kung-fu spine Equipped with a detector of whats on your mind You jive you shuck you bob you weave And when you're down you've got somethi...

Tell me why we're all gluttons for pain The girl is totally insane She doesn't know the meaning of tame Still I can't put out the flame Hey hey I wanna play on ...

Government test climate best If you're looking for no rest And at midnight you can grab your keys And slip into your bulletproof dress Television comes to life...

Today you sat up half asleep and stared Into this cluttered empty apartment and died What the where the how the why the hell You can watch your step and still y...

Government test climate best If you're looking for no rest And at midnight you can grab your keys And slip into your bulletproof dress Television comes to life ...

In the mornin you go gunnin' For the man who stole your water And you fire till he is done in But they catch you at the border And the mourners are all singin' ...

Well Mom and dad Said we could So I did What I should I hung My stocking On a wall I didn't get A thing at all I don't believe In Christmas I don't believe In ...

Watching for a sound to lead me to where ever you go I can't help it I will always love you Chorus: It used to be no words could come between us Any time was ri...

Watching for a sound to lead me to where ever you go I can't help it I will always love you Chorus: It used to be no words could come between us Any time was ri...

Every morning I wake up just the same I'm now the victim of ordinary things I don't see myself as invincible It's not true you at all I'm just your avrage ordi...

A long summers day stetching out the cold Searching for the answers and some say I'm not alone Could you tell me where I might find fallen horses their spirits ...

When I was small I believed in santa claus Though I knew it was my dad And I would hang up my stocking at christmas Open my presents and I'd be glad But the la...

Your friends keep telling me I bear a striking resemblance to someone you used to know But baby it's me So why the hell do you kep on calling me FLO And I would...

Today's escape will consist of a mask I found it in a bargain bin Why do you ask Rosy cheeks and a smile There's no shame in my game of denial Don't you touch, ...

Its 2003 Where do you wanna be Back in 42 or 1970 And maybe we should just take a good look around I don't get why the planet is so upset Don't do somehting you...

You caught me lookin' at ya lookin' at me Devil on my shoulder says you're what I need Go on baby girl you know what I like Smokin' and drinkin' on a Sunday nig...

(It's getting better all the time) I used to get mad at my school (no, I can't complain) The teachers who taught me weren't cool (no, I can't complain) You're h...

I've been waiting for a girl Waiting for a girl Waiting for a girl like you I'm just standing 'round Waiting for a girl Hanging 'round for a girl like you You ...

Verse 1: Things are getting weird, things are getting tough, Nothings making sense but you keep on looking up They'll tell you to be true, they'll try it everyd...

Neighbor called my landlord She said that she was pissed Up all night making noise And she can't get no rest She said we was running a flop house Full of thieve...

Neighbor called my landlord She said that she was pissed Up all night making noise And she cant get no rest She said we was running a flop house Full of thieves...

There's an automatic teller machine in the emergency room There's a meter maid she arrives by broom There's a bear in the air with a lullaby And a big brown coa...

When your head is spinnin' 'round When everything is upside down You can look at things differently Come and check my galaxy You'll be claimin' stars now, baby ...

Well here I am at my front door And oh what an odor is rising It seems I've stood on this porch at lesser times Now I've been down the road You know the one you...

Hey, so you wanna play You see my game's on fire but we don't play the same game You see i'm greedy for speed And nuetral means nothing to me So if that's your...

I can't get enough of you baby I can't get enough of you baby, yes it's true, baby yes it's true When ever we kiss I get a feeling like this I get a wishin' th...

I can't get enough of you baby I can't get enough of you baby Yes it's true Baby yes it's true Whenever we kiss I get a feeling like this I get to wishin that t...

Waking up in the morning My X is calling she tells me to get a job She tells me that I'm a slob But still she's calling Until 3 in the morning I come home stumb...

A planet on the go It's okay, watching the weeds grow And if you listen really hard, The earth she hums When it's dark Sleeping on the sidewalk the home they c...

Can you hear it? Yeah man Now I'm the king of the swingers Oh, the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop And that's what's botherin' me I wanna be a ...

I thought love was Only true in fairy tales Meant for someone else But not for me Love was out to get to me That's the way it seems Disappointment haunted All m...

I thought love was Only true in fairy tales Meant for someone else But not for me Love was out to get to me That's the way it seems Disappointment haunted All m...

I thought love was only true in fairy tales Meant for someone else but not for me Love was out to get to me That's the way it seems Disappointment haunted All ...

If you don't wanna be Like all the rest of them Like all my so called friends Walk with me, stand by me Take what you want from me Get what you feel you need If...

I thought love was only true in fairytales Meant for someone else but not for me Love was out to get me,that's the way it seemed Dissappointment haunted all my ...

Leave me alone I'm over it And everybody's moving on I can't see my tomorrow And yesterday's come and gone So leave me alone My mind is blown But it's my own ...

Pack it up, pack it in let me begin I came to win battle me that's a sin I won't tear the sack up Punk you better pack up Try to play the role and yo the whole ...

"Keep It Down" Back in the day everything seemed to be OK But OK is just OK And just alright makes you think What could be on the other side Runnin' with the b...

Lately I've been thinkin' about the past About the good times And have they all come and gone And are there more years behind than ahead Then I say to myself F...

Lately I've been thinking about the past About the good times And have they all come and gone And are there more years behind than ahead Then I say to myself Fu...

Met someone I used to know The window paynes to the soul, they will never let you down We know we’ve seen each other ‘round Doin’ the late night down town crawl...

Met someone I knew before The window paynes to the soul, they will never let you down We know we've seen each other 'round Doin' the late night downtown crawl D...

Merry Christmas I don't want To fight tonight Merry Christmas I don't want To fight tonight Merry Christmas I don't want To fight tonight With you Where is San...

You better love your mother She's the only one you've got Yes you better love your mother It's now or not You better cup your hands with gratitude 'Cause your ...

Hold me down, im gonna fall straight to heaven hold me down dont ever let go ive been around you know i cant stay forever and when i leave i want you to know w...

She's 15 and she's leaving home Living on the streets where she don't feel alone Daddy's always gone and mommy's on the sauce Living in a mansion it's easy to g...

We need a new planet You were a rock but I took you for granet A'int that a shame A'int it a sin We had too much baggage when our s*** came in And like a lazer...

Steve and Rosie Talking) Steve: Yo Rosie, what time is it? Rosie: I do not know Steve: It's Christmas time girl! 'Music starting' Rosie: Why don't you go shoppi...

Paintings of dogs playing pool Smokin' cigarattes they drink 'til they drool Well we ain't so dumb, just num And tomorrow's another year Could you tell us what ...

Get your motor running California interstate 1 Pacific coast party If you got to work today Get yourself a new vocation Pacific coast party You don?t have to mi...

Life imitates the game of chess You can be the rook or the pawn If you have the strategy that's best You can be the king or in this case the don It's easy to ge...

There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles She came There's blood on the streets, it's up to my knee She came Blood on the streets in the town of Chicag...

Just when I thought everything would be okay Just when I started to believe that everything was going my way Out came the cloud from under my feet Crashing back...

Why don't you condone it Why don't you set me free I don't think you own it Cause it belongs to me And if I ever want to take it back You try to lie and hide it...

They've swept up the rubbish And took out the garbage No more noise pollution in the air Just smog Well sooner than later Under the radar They're starting a re...

Radio free fall The cat walk to the show All bets are on for those in the known Oh no There's a caterwaul in Hollywood Who would have ever thought All planets i...

The pages of the calendar Are flyin' off faster as I get old And if I had a second take I'd wanna make the same mistakes Except for the clothes And the part ab...

Road man driving in the road van He's got to beat the clock to the next town Road man driving in the road van I set up the sound system for the band Road man sl...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ani't the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb, In the shape o...

I see you floating by me I see a beautiful face It's pointed straight up towards the smog I know I know you feel me beaming Can you sense my burning x-ray visio...

Walkin' on down to the seventh grade dance And I don't know what we're goin' there for No one's gonna talk to us We'll look really silly just starin' at the gym...

We're on the move The ride was rough but she was smooth Waiting in the wings just doing her thing Locomoting to the groove Number one, have some fun, that's the...

The shoes you wear, ain't the shoes I'd wear But I don't care You've got things to say But they're thrown away 'cause they're so passe To them, they, who are th...

The shoes you wear, ain't the shoes I'd wear But I don't care You've got things to say But they're thrown away 'cause they're so passe To them, they, who are th...

Sister Psychic won't you tell me does it ever get better Can you really see the future or just predict the weather Are we in our finest hour or headed for disas...

The news Had come out In the First World War The bloody Red Baron Was flying Once more The Allied Command ignored All of it's men And called On Snoopy To do it...

Have you looked at the stop watch lately? When was the last time you clocked-in? There is a race to be run and a song to be sung There is a fine line wearin' th...

I lose my solitude I see myself in you I don't like what I see If my voice like you in sounds What the hell is going down I'm so pissed off at myself In the mir...

aka Sorry About Your Penis, there are two versions of this song, some of the lyrics are different I don't care, it's pretty near to the same) I caught you look...

There you go around your tiny world again Playing space man in your tiny ship You say you wanna come back down to earth again When you're down you find your min...

Leave me alone I'm over it And everybody's movin' on I can't see my tomorrow and yesterday has come and gone So leave me alone My mind is blown but it's my own ...

I get to the party, but I'm too late And I got stood up on my very first date I listen to country (What?) And everybody goes rock I get to the dance floor That'...

Chorus: You think it's fun you think it's fun and games Can't tell you 'cause you know everything You know right from wrong but you do it anyway Can't break awa...

Summer girl, melting me Hopelessly drifting out to sea Let me take you to the old arcade I got a pocket full of sandy change Don't know much but I have a clue ...

Well there she is undercover A wild, wild lover Take a ride and show her off like a movie star I got all my boys wit' me, Coolio is lookin' spiffy And I'm looki...

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a tu...

Hey cousin, I know you Not long ago in the city zoo You haven't changed You still ain't standin' up straight And I been thinkin' 'bout what we've become Or what...

I wanna try your shoes on, And wear 'em for a day Learn to walk like you do, And see what I see I talked like I knew something that everyone wanted to hear But...

Well I go where they go And I know who I wanna know We are the "In Set" And they don't trip if you're hip At the velvet rope off the strip We are the "In Set" C...

Paint the town Take a bow Thank everybody You're gonna do it again Are are the few, the proud You are the antibody Mind soul, and zen And the world's a stage A...

Making faces from across the room Look at me looking at you What's your name, my name too I'm getting the chills sitting next to you Shake myself in your soul T...

Met a girl last summer She was a vir, a virgin girl Talked a while on the corner She was high, she was really bye, bye Had a sandy dress, unshaven legs But a be...

Met a girl last summer She was a vir, a virgin girl Talked a while on the corner She was high, she was really bye, bye Had a sandy dress, unshaven legs But a be...

It ain't no joke I'd like to buy the world a toke and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony and teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars hey i know...