Once they called me Rover Once they called me pet But since the sofa incident I'm just the walking, hairballing ghet Sure, I ripped the cushions But that was j...

Every town is Dublin town Any town we hang around The thing to be for you and me Is Irish on St Patricks day Where'er you're from Be it Minsk or Bonn Come join...

Would you like to hear a christmas tale? yes storyteller! You know at christmas time there is always one of the old folks who will embarass you? Yes! Who will i...

Free your mind fly so high drink more wine though you'd rather have a guinness til the well runs dry but keep feeling somehow that you'll win it If we were mor...

You're the one Who shares my hours You're the one Who shares my house You're the one Who shares my showers You're the one Who ate my mouse; My goldfish on a san...