So you were late But you never told me you were You didn't want to say Till you were sure But that song and dance Won't work no more Because you got no rhythm T...

Well, your father's in Bermuda And the milkman's overjoyed Your maid is into bondage And I've got Polaroids And I was on the corner When you wrecked your mothe...

i met her in the video store in the summer of 84 she had the body that wouldn't quit and she know what to do with it traci got lucky in the world of porn traci ...

I'm gettin' tired of gettin' tired I'm gettin' sick of layin' in bed I got the medication for my inspiration And I'm never gonna sleep again It's got a white c...

I can't wait to sellout, I can't wait to sellout, So I can get the hell out of here I can't wait to sellout, Just show me where to sign, I can't wait to sellout...

Now once upon a time In this village of the damned I took my shot at greatness And the goddamn gun was jammed So I'm in a drunken state 'Cause I can't take life...

(Dialogue from "Female Trouble," between Edith Massey and Michael Potter) Aunt Ida Nelson: "Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?" Gator: "Oh, pretty nice" A...

I took my car in to get it fixed And i give the keys to some teethless hick Who picks his nose and spits I want him dead! And later on i go to shop for clothes...

I'm your ice cream man Look out for my ice cream van I'm your ice cream man So you better look out for me I just got parol I'm 25 years old I'm your ice cream ...

She's got the personality of Darth Vader And the mentality of a sixth grader I better get her now, while I still hate her The way I hated you While she still ju...

She's got the personality of Darth Vader And the mentality of a sixth grader I better get her now, while I still hate her The way I hated you While she still ju...

Well, I think that I'm through with the girl I thought I knew But I guess I didn't know her well at all 'Cause I'm getting sick of Janie's latest kick She's hea...

Jerry is a preacher man Jerry is a louse And Jerry owns the President, The Senate, and the House Jerry speaks the word of God But he don't speak for free He ma...

You don't have to pay your dues, Just because you're a girl, You've got other tools to use, Just because you're a girl You've got a half way decent face, But y...

Everyday when I get up, I set my brain for self destruct Killing myself everyday of my life I get the shakes and I get the shivers, sweat on palms and holes in ...

You've seen them in the malls A bunch of kewpie dolls You've seen them in the halls at school They just wanna dig the rave I just wanna dig their grave And plan...

The snow is falling down The temperature is dropping The lights light up the town And everyone is Christmas shopping But I'm lost in the crowd, Oh why can't I r...

Oil up your shotgun for the time of your life And tell the wife that you won't be home tonight Lock up your daughters in the hickory shack And jump in the back...

Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood And self-gratification never felt so good You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love Just a good fir...

Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood And self-gratification never felt so good You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love Just a good fir...

Doin' a little drinking at my favorite bar Got so smashed I couldn't drive my car Got the phone and called me a ca Got thrown out, and couldn't pay my ta Nowher...

Why don't you swallow a handful of someone else's pills? It will solve all of my problems and cure all your ills Take the little red capsules that relieve y...

Well I don't wanna take you home Because you're passed out on the floor You found your own way to the party and you can find your own way to the door You laid o...

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Party Beach Drag races in the street They haul that toxic waste offshore And they throw it overboard It falls into a ...

Don't play football We play Fenders We chop fish in kitchen blenders We're a disgrace to our gender We're the men! Always together night and day It makes our g...

I don't believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal But I believe in Buford P; I believe in "Walking Tall" What ever happened to the Ambushers and the Wrecking Crew...

Crawling from the wreckage walking through the wasteland searching for a sign of life another lonely spaceman Jet pack of my back helmet on my head laser in my...

I got a time bomb And it's ready to blow I got a time bomb Just like I told you before You think you'll run away And live to fight another day But what do you ...

I got a time bom And it's ready to blow I got a time bom Just like I told you before You think you'll run away And live to fight another day But what do you th...

Never thought we'd meet again A young wanna-be and an old has-been I wish I had a photo of this scene I've suffered through dependencies I still have violent te...

I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? I want lesbians, each and every one So why don't lesbians want me? It turns me on the way They ...

I see trees of green, red roses too I see them bloom for me and you And I say to myself What wonderful world I see skies of blue and clouds of white Bright sun...

I think I'm gonna go home, 'cause you just ran out of beer And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here You're lying there half naked ...

I think I'm gonna go home, 'cause you just ran out of beer And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here You're lying there half naked ...

I think I'm gonna go home, 'cause you just ran out of beer And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here You're lying there half naked ...

hey man, i kinda like your sister (yeah yeah yeah) hey man, i hope thats cool hey man, i'm gonna lose my mind every single time i find your sister, suntannin by...

They're thirty-nine years old They're worth their weight in gold They work in busy offices I hope to God will fold They hated Vietnam They love the neutron bom...