Hitler: O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, wie gran sind deine Blutter! O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, wie gran sind deine Blutter! Du granst nich nur zur Sommerzeit, nei...

Where were you when they built the Ladder to Heaven? Did it make you feel like crying? Or did you think it was kinda gay? Well I for one believe in the Ladder t...

I said I love the way your ass shakes, It's crazy! I love to toss a salad gaily; it's tasty! I love it when we're maxing; relaxing You ask me if I'm super; than...

Bombs are flying People are dying Children are crying Politicians are lying too Cancer is killing Texaco's spilling The whole world has gone to hell And how are...

Sheila: Time's have changed Our kids are kids are getting worse They wont obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Sharon: Should we blame the gover...

California Sun has Sunk Behind Anaheim Hills it comes tonight I was high on Junk And the warm winter's ending and I feel alright Well a crim, it hurt, make a ba...

Stan:what would Brian Boitano do if if he was here right now he'd make a plan and he'd follow through that's what Brian Boitano'd do Kyle:when Brian Boitano was...

I go by the name of Wyclef Jean We are the refugee all-stars We salute to soldiers around the world This one's called 'Bullet in your Bubblegoose' Sit Right Bac...

Hark! Hear the Bells, Sweet Silver Bells, All seem to say, Ding Dong, m'kay Christmas is here, Bringing good cheer, To young and old, meek and the bold Ding-Don...

2 tablespoons of cinnammon, And 2 or 3 egg whites a half a stick of butter melt it Stick it all in a bowl,baby stir it with a wooden spoon mix in a cup of f...

I'm bona fide, solidified, and qualified to do Anything your heart can stand, it all depends on you I'll turn your world upside-down, I'll blow your mind to pie...

You know Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way No, I mean SPECIAL L...

Baby you know, you're the one for me And all that I want to be is You and me and her, simultaneous You and me and you and you, simultaneous Simultaneous lovin'...

Baby, you know there's a lot of love between us Sometimes that love goes bad But other times its so right! Yeah, I know we've been through some rough waters But...

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites Half a stick of butter, meeeelted Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a Cup of Flo...

Well i'll tell you what Maybe we should have ourselves a little christmas, right here C'mon everybody, gather 'round! String up the lights and light up the tre...

MrHankey:Everything that lives on earth poos in some way And that's how the cycle happens each and everyday Just look at the green green grass and the birds up ...

I'm Sailing away, Setting Open Course for the virgin seas Cos i've got to be free, Free to face the night, thats ahead of me On board i'm the Captain, So Climb ...

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of gay Cuz we all know who bright...

You do a line and i'll do a line, honey You do a line and i'll do a line, babe You do a line and i'll do a line, we'll fight an' screw 'til mornin' time, Honey,...

I'm a Huboon baby, I'm a cross between a human and an ape I'm all decked out, I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root and I'm gonna rape People look at me and laugh and ...

Fuck that shit 'ya know what I'm say'n Give a child to my nigga' I ain't givin' a child to no fuckin' body fuck that Big baby Jesus in the motherfuckin' house Y...

Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah This is called a 'Dreidel' You spin it and see where it lands, and you...

Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! What would Brian Boitano Do If he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through! That's ...

Got this bug-eyed girl Cold hand on my knee Frozen teeth chitter, chatter She's dressed up like a cemetary Like a cemetary Snowbound all winter Blue lips on my...

I'm sailing away Set an open course for the virgin sea 'Cause I've got to be free Free to face the life that's ahead of me On board I'm the captain, so climb ab...

How 'bout we sing 'Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch' in D Minor? Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...

Stockings are hung on the chimney, And the presents are under the tree, And mama's in the kitchen Making some herbal tea Windows are covered with frost And the...

The Eyes of a Child, so innocent and pure A Child's heart is full of song Take their tiny hands, And lead them to the light As Adults we see the pain in the wor...

Baby, when I think about you I think about love Darling, can't live without you And your lo-mrrrrrh If I had those golden dreams Of my yesterday I would wrap yo...

(Group) Fingerbang bang bang Fingerbang bang bang bang bang I'm gunna fingerbang, bang you into my life Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright Cuz' I'm ...

Ya'll know me still the same ol' TIMMY! But I been low key Hated on by most these niggas Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys No boats, no ...

Lemme have some candy cartmen Oh, lets see Uh, nope looks like I dont have any jewish candy yeah like you need all that chocalate fat boy Bo Bo Buh Buh Shh, The...

[Stanley] Mr Garrison, Can I ask you a question [Mr Garrison] Of course Stanely, what is it? [Stanely] What is a homosexual? [Mr Garrison] Oh, well Stanl...

O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love In all thy sons' command With glowing hearts We see thee rise, Terrance: "That's right, Geddy!" The Tru...

Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow! There's a place that is magical and full of rain But now it needs help because it is in pain Protecting the earth is a mighty big ...

Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow! There's a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast You say 'save the rainfo...

Hark! The Herald Angels sing Glory to the new born king Peace on earth and merry mild God and sinners reconciled Joyful all ye nations rise Join the triumph of ...

Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas Album Gosh, it was sure nice hanging out with you all again! And I guess if there's just one thing I have lef...

(Cartman) It was the heat of the moment, Telling me what your heart meant The heat of the moment showed in your eyes I never meant to be so bad to you One thi...

Little Boy at Peace What is this place, Beyond the stars? Open up your eyes What are these things You're moving toward? Head so full of wonder! Worries in the...

Voice: Production? Sid: Its Sid Greenfield for Matt and Trey Voice: Hold on Matt: Hello? Sid: Trey? Matt: Oh no, this is Matt Sid: Matt it's Sid Greenfield Matt...

Baby, every time we kiss, Hot Lava And every time that we make love, that's Lava, Hot Lava It's lava so hot, it makes me sweat And lava so warm, it's red and we...

God has smiled upon you this day The fate of a nation in your hands And blessed be the children we fight with all our bravery 'til only the righteous stand You...

Well, I'm a Huboon baby, I'm a cross between a human and a knave I'm all gagged out, I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rave! People look at me and laugh...

Some people say that i'm a bad guy They may be right, they may be right But it's not as if I don't try I just fuck up, try as I might But I can change, I can c...

[Eric Cartman] -Hey, guys This is a song I just wrote It's called 'I hate you guys' (Harmonica intro) 'I hate you guys You guys are assholes Especially Kenny...

evil cartman "you guys are my best friends through thick and thin we always been together were four of a kind havin fun all day laugh'n around and pilen a way ...

I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day, on Christmas Day I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day in the morning And what was in the ships...

Skeeter: I'm a little bit country Randy: Well I'm a little bit rock-n-roll! Skeeter: I'm a little for supportin' our troops Randy: And I'm a little for bringin'...

*from the episode "4th Grade"* Mr Garrison: Hey! hurry up! Your takin too long in the damn tree of insides! You in there? My god! Where the hell did she go? A...

Kyle:Well, here's Kenny's house! In The Ghetto On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' Another little baby child is born In the ghetto (In the ghetto) And his mama ...

Howdy folks, lets go for a ride Get your favourite one to sit by your side Cuddle up in the sleigh Giddy-up, Nelly Gray And away we go! While you're listening t...

Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it, It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it, It's a Rockin' world, there aint nothing fake ab...

There are times when you are suckered in by drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmkay But it's when you do these things too much, that you become an addict an...

Dead, Dead, Dead; Someday you'll be dead Dead, Dead, Dead; Someday we'll all be dead The minute we're born we start dying We die a little more every day Young o...

Howdy-ho Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared He said you are to be the Virgin Mother But Mary thought that was weird (Mary said, "I'm not a vi...

Little boy at peace What is this place?, beyond the stars Open up your eyes What are these things your moving toward? (or t'ward) Head so full of wonder, worrie...

This is Master P, I'm down here in South Park And i Just put a million dollar reward up for any information Or anybody who knows who killed Kenny, ya heard!? [K...

Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma Straight out of tailor, Joe C Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know and she stinks like shit! Remembe...

Hark! The Herald angels sing , Glory to the newborn king Peace on earth and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled Joyful all ye nations rise Join the triumph ...

it's hard to be a jew on christmas, my friends won't let me join in any games, and i can't sing christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree, or leave water out...

[Cartman] You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault [Kyle] Shut up Cartman! [Cartman] Kyle's mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she'...

How 'bout we sing 'Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch' in D Minor? Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...

God has smiled apon you this day The fate of the nation in your hands And blessed all the children be Who fight with all our bravery Till only the righteous sta...

GREGORY (singing voice by Howard McGillin): God has smiled upon you this day The fate of a nation in your hands And blessed be the children who fight with all o...

Mole: Here I come you fuckin rat (sings) Now the light she fades And darkness settles in But I will find strength Kyle: No Mole hang on Mole: I will find pride ...

Mole: Now the lights, she fade And darkness settles in But I will find strength Kyle: No Mole hang on Mole: I will find pride within Kyle: We'll get you home ...

Mole: Now the lights, she fade And darkness settles in But I will find strength Kyle: No Mole hang on Mole:I will find pride within Kyle:We'll get you home Mole...

A great adventure Is waiting for you ahead Hurry onward's Lemmiwinks Or you will soon be dead A journey before may be long and filled with woe But you must esc...

a great adventure is waiting for you ahead hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead teh journey before you may be long and filled with woahs but you mus...

Let;s Fighting Love - South Park Japanese Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono Kintama no kame aru Sore no oto saru bo bo Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu Hey hey let's go ken...

James Hetfield of Metallica Little boy at peacewhat is this placebeyond the stars? Open up you're eyeswhat are these thingsyou're moving toward? Head so full o...

I'm Gonna make love to you woman Gonna lay ya down by the fire And caress your womanly bod-ay Make you moan and perspire I'm gonna get those juices flowing Maki...

I'm gonna make, make it right I'm gonna take a little time and set things right Make, make it right I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great It feels so g...

How many niggas that'll die for you? How many get a quiche like the pie, with you? I ain't talkin' 'bout those that get high with you Niggas know, if a red's on...

This is Master P I'm down here in South Park I just put a million dollar reward up For any information or anybody who know who killed Kenny Ya heard (Kenny's d...

Tonight is right for love, you know I (Chef) Wanna touch you where the lights don't go Tonight is right for love (With Meredith Baxter-Birney) Expressing love ...

Intro: Damien: Everybody fuck me! Mr Mackey: Why do you want that Damien: Because I'm so fucking horney Mr Mackie: Uh huh! That's a good start Why else? *music...

Damien: Everybody hates me! Mr Mackey: why do you suppose that is? Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil! Mr Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?...

In 1986 the University of California Davis saw two of its all time brightest stars, Dr Alphonse Mephesto and Dr Arnie Absucrepin Dr Mephesto worked hard towards...

Primus - Mephisto and Kevin Lyrics (by Ding) In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the all-time brightest stars, Dr Alphonze Mephesto, and...

I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus, They have Different Religious beliefs They Believe in Muhammad, And n...

The Eyes of a Child, so innocent and pure A Child's heart is full of song Take their tiny hands, And lead them to the light As Adults we see the pain in the wor...

Receptionist: Production Sid Greenfield: It's Sid Greenfield for Matt or Trey Receptionist: Hold on Matt Stone: Hello Sid: Trey Matt: Uh, no, this is Matt Sid: ...

Jag åkte ner till Stockholm och då fick jag se glänsande Porschar och BMW men jag har en kärra som är bättre endå det är en Volvo 142 Och bilen den går ut av h...

Stan: Theres a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday m...

(Stan,singing)There's a bunch of birds in the sky And some deers just went running by Oh the snows pure and white On the earth rich and brown Just another sund...

Everything worked out, what a happy end! Americans and Canadians are friends again So let's all join hands, and knock opression down! Don't you know our little...

(Mr Garrison) I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs They believe in ...

Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album Gosh, it was sure nice hanging out with y'all again! And I guess if there's just one thing I have left ...

Mr Hankey: Santa Claus is on his way He's loaded goodies on his sleigh To drop them off on Christmas Day And I'll say Howdy Ho! Kyle: Mr Hankey, shhhh! I'll g...

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay Cos we all know who brigh...

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay Cos we all know who brigh...

Uh, Hark! hear the bells Sweet silver bells All seem to say, "Ding Dong Mmmkay" Christmas is here Bringing good cheer To young and old Meek and the bold Ding,...

We three king of orient are Bearing gift we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain, Following yonder star O-o-o-o-oh Star of wonder, star of ligh...

There are times when you get suckered in By drugs, and alcohol, and sex with women(mmmkay) But it's when you do these things too much That you've become an addi...

Baby when I think about you I think about love Darlin' I'm gonna live without you and your love If I had those golden dreams of my yesterday I would wrap you in...

You know, Kathie Lee you are a very special woman I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way No, I mean special, ...

I don't walk, I stalk, livingh foul like Pork Shutting down underground streets of New York Hawk is what the niggas call me, 'cause they all be Sucking my dick ...