There are places I remember All my life, though some have changed Some forever, not for better Some are gone and some remain Oh these places had their meanings ...

Sue wants a barbeque Sam wants to boil a ham Grace votes for builabaise stew Jake wants a weenie bake, stake and a layer cake He'll get a tummy ache, too We'll ...

Jumping with my boy, Sid right here in the city Don't you know that is was grand? Really grand, so grand And then you came along, then you came along, boy And s...

For all I've been blessed with in this life There was an emptiness in me I was imprisoned by the power of gold But one honest touch could set me free Let the wo...

Don't ask me why you feel the need to cry Stop We don't need your sad, sad eyes I've been up, I've been down, I've been wandering all around But it's all right...

"I remember when I was a very little girl, our house caught on fire I'll never forget the look on my father's face as he gathered me up in his arms And raced th...

If I close my eyes, Take my time, I can almost feel your lips against mine If I close my eyes, Drift away, I can almost see us back there smiling But it's too ...

"Doctor Long John My dreams are full of Doctor Long John" I got a dentist who's over seven feet tall I have a dentist who's over seven feet tall His name is Doc...

Each day through my window I watch him as he passes by I say to myself, "What an incredible guy" To have a love like that must surely be a dream come true Out o...

Each day through my window I watch him as he passes by I say to myself, "What an incredible guy" To have a love like that must surely be a dream come true Out o...

You know I been thinkin' Lord, about the hard sides of rock and roll They say you can't make no money, Ooh, unless you're the Rolling Stones That put a chip on ...

Hold me close and hold me fast This magic spell you cast; this is la vie en rose When you kiss me, heaven sighs And though I close my eyes I see la vie en rose...

"Hey, Betty? Is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?" "Uh huh" "Oh! Must be nice riding on that motorcycle after school, huh?" "Uh huh" "Is he picking you up after...

Oh the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful, And since we've no place to go, Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! It doesn't show sign...

Mmm, why dontcha let me call you sweetheart? I'm in love with you Mm, let me hear ya say that you love me too Keep the love-light glowin' in your eyes so true C...

Honey, you're from Detroit You know a lot about wheels A summertime hot rod's givin' me the brake jo Don't you stop 'til I start to squeal 'Cause, baby, I love ...

Baby June Make me entertain you Make me see you smile I will do some kicks Oh! Louise I will do some tricks Momma Rose Sing out, Louise! June I'll tell you a...

Oh, to have you walking so near You're an angel, my dear, and you ease my mind I'll not kiss or hold you, my dear Would you let me just follow behind Now, I ha...

Louise Little lamb, little lam My birthday is here at last Little lamb, little lam My birthday goes by so fast Little bear, little bear You sit on my right Righ...

[Man:] "All right! She's gonna sing!" [Rose:] "All right, we all turn to page 438 Now, you know we all gonna sing along Oh, I do love a revue" Ohhhhhh! You kn...

You were told to wait there for love Love says it's waiting for you And all I want to say Is I know it's never easy Getting all dressed up with no place to go ...

Oooooh Oooooh Lookin' back over my years I guess I've shed some tears Told myself time and again this time I'm gonna win But another fight Things ain't right ...

I know that I'm no saint My head is in the clouds They called you a mistake, but I still, I still say your name out loud They called me a stupid girl, just lik...

I've got some records here to put you in the mood The phone is off the hook so no one can intrude I feel romantic and the record changes automatic, baby Sweeth...

A boy went back to Napoli, because he missed the scenery, the native dancers and the charming songs But wait a minute, something's wrong Hey! Hey! Now it's hey...

Summer journeys to Niagra and to other places aggravate all our cares We'll save our fares! I've a cozy little flat in What is known as old Manhattan We'll set...

I wait alone here in the Mexican sunlight, but the Mexican sunlight seems so lifeless and cold Sad and forlorn, I try to find consolession with a man desperessi...

May we entertain you? May we see you smile? I will do some kicks I will do some tricks (Sing out, Louise, sing out) I'll tell you a story I'll dance when she's...

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day That's the island greeting that we send to you From the land where palm trees sway Here ...

Why can't I forget like I should? Heaven knows I would if I could But I just can't keep you off my mind Though you're gone, I have to explain, all around me yo...

We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Good tidings we bring to you and your kin; Good...

It's midnight in Memphis and all the boys are out tonight Oh, midnight in Memphis, but my true love is not in sight The neon's glowing, but I just don't see the...

Now my grandfather was a sailor He blew in off the water My father was a farmer and I his only daughter Took up with a no good millworking man from Massachuset...

"Oh, hi! A-heh heh! Is Miss Otis in?" "Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today" Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today, madam Miss Otis regrets sh...

Diamonds, roses, I need Moses to cross this sea of lonliness, part this red river of pain I don't necessarily buy any key to the future or hapiness but I need a...

[Rose:] Have an eggroll, Mr Goldstone Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair Have a spare rib, Mr Goldstone Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to s...

"Hi, operator" "May I help you?" "Yeah, it's me again Did you get him on the line yet? Oh, this is awful I've been trying to get him all day No, it's okay I'll ...

Why this feeling? Why this glow? Why the thrill when you say hello? It's a strange and tender magic you do Mister Wonderful, that's you Why this trembling when ...

Your hair's so fair, your eye's so dark I love you hard as my life You pass me by as though I were a stone You cut me like a knife Boy, I do I got my eye on yo...

You're mine baby You're my favorite waste of time Mine baby You're my favorite waste of time Here I am I am playing Daydreaming fool agam My favorite game An...

Time: 2:15, the AM Place: Ronardo's "Boom-Boom-Room" on South Street I'm a hot blonde and it was a cold night This is my story I ain't ashamed to tell it I was ...

"I think I'll sing you a little ballad It's a new one I just learnt it Oh, I hope you like it" Got my mother's eyes and my father's hair Does anybody really ca...

And now, is it too late to say How you made my life so different in your quiet way? I can see the joy in simple things, A sunlit sky and all the songs we used t...

"Uh! Here is another lady; She is not as amusing as Sophie, but she has a, she has a little something I think she's, she has a certain quality of, uh dementia! ...

Ohhhhhhh Maybe you and I see life with two different visions, and neither one of us is wrong or right And maybe we're too serious and don't wanna listen I just ...

My Momma says that I must leave him alone But how can I do that when I want him in my home? He watched me change from boys to boys and now I am his size So how ...

Who loves me even though I'm crazy and nothing that I say is true? Who won my heart and soul forever? It's nobody else but, nobody else but Each time I feel I'...

O come, O come, Emmanuel And ransom captive Israel That mourns in lonely exile here Until the Son of God appear Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel Shall come to thee, O...

I am the captain and this is my shrine Lord of the manor See what I leave behind River in flames, cities on fire Yes, I'm a relic trapped in the wire Hydrogen ...

[Harlettes:] She called up the doctor to see what's the matter He said, "Come on over" [Bette:] I said, "Do I have to?" My knees started aching, my wrists st...

[Bette:] "Hey, nice piano playin', Manilla" [Barry:] "Thank you, Miss M" [Bette:] "Whatcha doin' these days?" [Barry:] "Makin' records" [Bette:] "Really?" [Barr...

Bette: "Hey, nice piano playin', Manilla" Barry: "Thank you, Miss M" Bette: "Whatcha doin' these days?" Barry: "Makin' records" Bette: "Really?" Barry: "Yes, re...

Johnny: "Okay And once again, here's Bette Midler" Bette: "Well, you know, when they asked me to come on and I can't believe it! The last, the last guest Th...

Quarter to three there's no one in the place Except you and me So set 'em up, Joe got a little story I think you should know We're drinkin', my friend, to the ...

Johnny: "Okay And once again, here's Bette Midler" Bette: "Well, you know, when they asked me to come on and I can't believe it! The last, the last guest Th...

My baby jumped up this morning Sat on the side of the bed He said "I'm leaving you, baby" And this is just what I said I said, "I can't make you stay If you wan...

My baby jumped up this morning, Sat on the side of the bed He said, "I'm leaving you, baby" And this is just what I said I said, "I can't make you stay if you w...

5, 6, 5, 6, 7, Let's go! Let's go, go, go! Let's go, let's go, let's really go! One more round, girls Let the Boy Scouts hear you One for your mother and two f...

Walking along the beach last night Who do you think I spy? A girl with ebony fire eyes Soft and low do she cry Now what could be such a source of pain? I so bol...

You're out of the woods, you're out of the dark, you're out of the night Step into the sun, step into the light, then open your eyes and love will open, ahhh, o...

"This next story is a true story It concerns to of my favorite subjects: Industrial theft and-a t-ts! Mmm, what a combo! This is the story The inventor of th...

Dear, I thought I'd drop a line. The weather's cool. The folks are fine. I'm in bed each night at nine. P.S. I love you. Yesterday we had some rain, But all in...

There is a land I know where lovers go and flowers grow forever more; where time is standing still and lovers fill the quiet places by the shore We will cross ...

(yawn, gasp) Girl, we've got work to do Pass me the paint and glue Perfect isn't easy But it's me When one knows the world is watching, One does what on...

Dear, I thought I'd drop a line The weather's cool The folks are fine I'm in bed each night at nine PS I love you Yesterday we had some rain, but all in all I ...

Come on down lightning Come on down thunder Come on down raindrops Don't leave me to wonder Life ain't worth loving, love ain't worth having without you Come o...

When my teeth are rinsed in a glass by my bed, and my hair lies somewhere in a drawer, you know, the world doesn't seem like a very nice place, not a very nice ...

I read that it's all black and white Oooh, the spectrum made a shade I like! Ooh, those crinsom rays of ruby bright Ah! The technicolor li-i-ight! Red! Red! I ...

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh It must have been cold there in my shadow, to never have sunlight on your face You were content to let me shine, that's your way You alw...

Here she is, boys! Here she is, world! Here's Rose! Curtain up! Light the lights! Play it, boys! Ya either got it, or ya ain't And, boys, I got it! Ya like it...

Bobby's driving through the city tonight, through the lights in a hot new rent-a-car He joins the lovers in his heavy machine It's a scene down on Sunset Boulev...

Honey, you are my shining star Don't you go away I wanna be right here where you are until my dying day Yes I do So many have tried, tried to find a love like ...

We'll, I'm leaving my family I'm leaving all my freinds My body's at home, but my heart's in the wind And the clouds are like headlines Upon a new frontpage sky...

Well, I'm leavin' my family, leavin' all my friends My body's at home, but my heart's in the wind where the clouds are like headlines upon a new front page sky ...

Well I'm leaving my family I'm leaving all my friends My body's at home But my heart's in the wind And the clouds are like headlines Upon a new front page sky M...

Well, I'm leavin' my family, leavin' all my friends My body's at home, but my heart's in the wind where the clouds are like headlines upon a new front page sky ...

[Both:] Sisters, sisters, There were never such devoted sisters Never had to have a chaperone, no sir [Linda:] I'm here to keep my eye on her [Both:] Caring, s...

Sisters sisters There were never such devoted sisters Never had to a shaperone No sir I'm here to keep my eye on her Caring sharing every little thing that we a...

Both: Sisters, sisters, There were never such devoted sisters Never had to have a chaperone, no sir Linda: I'm here to keep my eye on her Both: Caring, sharing...

Skylark, have you anything to say to me? Can you tell me where my love may be? Is there a meadow in the mist where he's just waiting to be kissed? Skylark, hav...

[Rose:] Funny, you're a stranger who's come here, come from another town Funny, I'm a stranger myself here Small world, isn't it? Funny, you're a man who goes...

[Rose:] Funny, you're a stranger who's come here, come from another town Funny, I'm a stranger myself here Small world, isn't it? Funny, you're a man who goes...

Don't start talking the poetry, darlin' That's not what I wanna hear tonight I'm just a girl with moonlight in my eyes I want a soda and a souvenir Yes, I'm jus...

Drive me home silver eagle Drive me away from last night's news Empty beds, crowds of people Oh, come on, white girl, sing the blues Warm mister, hold me like ...

Drive me home silver eagle Drive me away from last night's news Empty beds, crowds of people Oh, come on, white girl, sing the blues Warm mister, hold me like ...

Some people can get a thrill knitting sweaters and setting still That's okay for some people who don't know they're alive Some people can thrive and bloom livi...

Some people's lives run down like clocks One day they stop, and that's all they've got Some lives wear out like old tennis shoes No one can use Well, It's sad b...

I used to walk with you Along the avenue Our hearts were carefree and gay How could I know I'd lose you Somewhere along the way The friends we used to know Wou...

Long ago and oh, so far away I fell in love with you Before the second show Your guitar, it sounds so sweet and clear But you're not really here It's just the ...

There was a child named Bernadette I heard the story long ago She saw the queen of heaven once and kept the vision in her soul No one believed what she had seen...

From Bette Midler's Live At Last CD I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me "Soph",(he always called me Soph),he said to me "So...

Once I was a sentimental thing; threw my heart away each spring Now a spring romance hasn't got a chance Promised my first dance to winter All I've got to show'...

Where did you go when things went wrong, baby? Who did you run to? Find a shoulder to lay your head upon Baby, wasn't I there? Didn't I take good care of you? B...

Daybreak How can I ever leave this place beside you? You were the only one I ever cried to The night is through Now it's heartache I got to get home before he ...

Ooooooh Wooooh Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, wondering in the night what were the chances we would fall in love before the night was through Some...

It was a hot afternoon the last day of June, and the sun was a demon The clouds were afraid One ten in the shade, and the pavement was steamin' I told Billy Ra...

It was a hot afternoon the last day of June, and the sun was a demon The clouds were afraid One ten in the shade, and the pavement was steamin' I told Billy Ra...

I was young, I was just sixteen then, when you came up from Burma one day And you told me to pack up my suitcase, and I did, and you took me away I said, "Do yo...

The evening breeze caressed the trees tenderly The trembling trees embraced the breeze tenderly Then you and I came wandering by, and lost in a sigh were we The...

That's how heartaches are made That's how heartaches are made They told me I was such a fool to love you They said that you're the kind who'd never be true Pre...