And it just keeps going
And it just keeps

So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding
In the NYC
But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,
All this jet setting has really been getting to me
It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep but instead
I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
An isle seat, fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee
With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps flipping out and kicking
At me while it violently screams
So I silently plead "Oh God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"
But of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes dude sitting D
Is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Alls good slaughter,
Just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars
And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day

And it just keeps going
And it just keeps [X2]

So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants,
But the captain is seat belt fastened
So my ass is just passin gas and at last I escape when
I'm minutes away from clinically insane
I make my way towards baggage claim when
I hear a high pitched voice scream my name (Asher! )
Some dumb B****, I went to high school with
While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my shit
I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick
With a quick leg sweep (leg sweep)
So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi
In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day

And it just keeps going
And it just keeps [X2]

I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food
And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
But the tube has no HBO so anything I want yo I'm paying for
But I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe
Watching that Little People Big World show right then there's a knock
At the door, it's my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis "Hi, I've lost my cock,
Have you seen it?"

Jesus, this day is the worst, at least
I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless
I guess it could be worse but I'm just

Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day

And it just keeps going
And it just keeps [X2]