He phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy
Step on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no joy
He speaks too long I reply in tongues
He doesn?t understand
Can he not see I must be free, for me he?s not the man?
Dissatisfied, I hear his lies and reply candidly,
"please, rock star man, change all your plans, and please stop phoning me!"