By dean friedman

Don't you ever dare do that again
Save that kind of nonsense for your friends
I've got better things to do,
Than feel sorry for the likes of you

You are not the child you'd like to be
You can control your destiny
And if I offend your sensibilities,
Well, pardon me

It's irresponsible it isn't right it isn't fair
I wouldn't give a good goddamn
It only makes me crazy, it only makes me crazy 'cause I care

In spite of all the things you've heard,
Adult is not a dirty word
So say goodbye to all your nancy drews
You're still a kid you still can feel
But everything from this point on is real

It's irresponsible it isn't right it isn't fair
I wouldn't give a good goddamn
It only makes me crazy, it only makes me crazy 'cause I care