Barbecutioner


Donny Kohler plays with fire, incinerates at a job he hates, watches things and people burn
Earns his asshole bosses scorn, just a heckled momma's boy,
Lives in a big creepy house, finds his mother dead one night, then he cracks and goes insane

Weeping, grieving, he hears voices whispering
Listens to loud disco, then he smokes a cig
The voices tell him "you can do whatever you want to do"
"She's evil, must be purified, you're free and we are here now"

Inferno inside his head, he constructs his own furnace room
To incinerate his victims and be one with the dead

Cruising the streets for a mark, he picks up a broad at the flower store
Cons her back into the house, she wakes up suspended and chained to the floor
Naked and screaming her pleas, he douses her body with gasoline
Flamethrower burns her alive, she chars to a cinder as he gazes on

Tormentor he aches for more, stupid bitch stuck on the side of the road
Picks her up cuz she can't start her shitty 70's car

Later, he goes to the store, kidnaps poor Linda, the uppity whore
She meets the Mother now rotten and green
Before being blackened and joining the family
Donny starts losing his shit, screams at the corpses "You are all bitches!"
Dreams of an open beach grave, his zombified victims all pulling him into his doom

[Lead: Grisly Adams]

Now Donny goes to church, lights a candle for his Mom
Steals holy water cuz he thinks it puts the fire out
Priest feeds him bullshit, says "Sorry" to his rotten Mom
Sprinkles holy water on her, calls his fag friend Bo

He goes out, buys a suit, disco fashion purchased from a total gaywad
Meets his friend, at the discotech, he gets hit on by a chick in a red dress
Donny's pissed, he won't dance, every swinging dick is hitting on his board
She pulls him, and he flips his shit, candle smacks her head and bursts it into flames

[Lead: Maniac Neil]

He picks up, two drunken chicks, it's party time back at Donny's house
Ties them up, all set to burn, but the priest and Bob come to fuck it all up
The girls escape but he fries the priest, then he congregates with all his new "Family"
Now alive, they come for him, screaming murder, he envelopes them in flames







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