Hey George did you know Waylon and Willie?
They were the outlaws, I didn't know that at all son
Did you roger was king of the road?
Uh Huh, you got it Possum

Everyone knows Hanks been in prison
We didn't know that
Dolly's got two big reasons she's well known

Look out, they call me no show Jones
Instead of just singin' my songs
My whereabouts are unknown

Loretta is closed my daughter
Ah, she's mighty pretty son
Johnny wears back his tans all along

Everyone knows about Kenny, he's a gambler
Now I didn't know that
Tell everyone about Tammy, George
Tammy had some kind excuse she divorced George Jones

They call me no show Jones
He said I'm better off instead of just singin' my songs
My whereabouts are unknown

They call me no show Jones
I'm still never on, on what? the stage

They call me no show Jones
They call me no show Jones
They call me no show Jones