You were the best thing
And the worst thing
That ever happen to me
All rolled up into one
And it's taken me this long to write a song about you

Should have listened to myself when you walked back in my life
For the third time
Guess I should have closed my legs and my door to you
But I can trust you 'bout as far as can throw me
And I could stand you just as long as you afforded me
And it's taken me this long to write a song about you

You were the best thing
And the worst thing
That ever happen to me
All rolled up into one
And it's taken me this long to write a song about you

And I hope I never see you again
But I promise you one thing
I may never see your face
But I know you'll see me
Yeah, I know you'll see me
You should probably watch out
For me

You were the best thing and the worst thing
That ever happen to me
All rolled up into one
And it's taken me this long to write a song about you

And I'm sorry if this doesn't do it for ya
I'm sorry that you didn't measure up
And I'm sorry if I left you feeling empty
I'm sorry you let your life screw you up
And I'm sorry that I didn't love you more

But I feel sorry for that whore you left me for

I'm sorry I gave you 5 years
But most of all
I'm sorry it took me this long
I'm sorry it took me this long
I'm sorry it took me this long
I'm sorry it took me this long
To write a song about you