Hey, dainty girl,
Flailing on the side of the road,
With your great thumb in the air
I hope you don't mind my asking,
But what happened to your underwear?
And does your husband know
A thing of your succeeding path
With car operating?

Sexual deviance!
But Julian would never understand
And doesn't he know?
That just because he's a painter and he loves you,
It doesn't mean that he has got a clue

About my Thumbelina!
I've never seen a pair of digits quite like your's before
And I've been travelling shore to shore,
Into arduous palour
Your almost perfect body's got me quivering
In a ball

To that brash cowgirl,
With her hands petting your crotch
And humping you in towering grass
Naked & gender-bending
What makes you think the two of you will last?
For there's no damer man for her
There's just this open road,
Where she'll hail down some pervert!

With the usage of her giant thumb!
But Jellybean,
You could never comprehend
The intellect of her mind
And just because you can make her cum with your hand,
It doesn't mean that she'll be your woman

My Thumbelina!
I've never seen a pair of digits quite like your's before
And I have travelled shore to shore,
Into arduous palour
Your almost perfect body's got be quivering
In a ball

But twas a loon on a hillside
Planting a seed between your thighs
You fancied his therapies,
But he's just a sadistic sadonist
Who gave you that bastard kid

My Thumbelina!
I've never seen a pair of digits quite like your's before
And I have travelled shore to shore,
Into arduous palour
Your almost perfect body's got me quivering
In a ball

Yeah!

My Thumbelina,
My Thumbelina
My Thumbelina,
My Thumbelina
My Thumbelina,
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