Showdown
Oscar Myer weiner,
Nasty fascist schemer
Another verbal offense,
Another misdemeanor

Teasing in the playground the centre of attention,
Throwing punches gather 'round it's after school detention
Sit up straight and pay attention
Sitting in the classroom waiting for the bell,
Will there be another fight who can really tell yeah
Throw paper planes drive teacher insane

Running for the school bus and look who's already there,
There's not a teacher in sight and everyone's all there yeah
I will not run and I will not hide,
This is a matter of my pride
So I raise my fist and throw a punch yeah,
Connecting with a bonejarring crunch

Sticks and stones will break my bones,
But your names will never hurt me
[Repeat x2]