REM, Andy, Tony---This Friendly World
ANDY: Hi, Michael
MICHAEL: Hi, Andy Thanks for joining us Do you
wanna you wanna sing a song together?
ANDY: Sure! Is it a sweet song?
MICHAEL: Yeah, it's real sweet
ANDY: OK!
[They laugh]

MICHAEL:
In this friendly, friendly world
With each day so full of joy
Why should any heart be lonely?
ANDY: My turn!
In this friendly, friendly world
With each night so full of dreams
Why should any heart be afraid?
The world is
MICHAEL ANDY:
such a wonderful place
To wander through
When you've got someone you love
MICHAEL:
To wander along with you
ANDY: OK, now take every second word! With
MICHAEL: the
ANDY: sky
MICHAEL: so
ANDY: full
MICHAEL: of
ANDY: stars
MICHAEL: And
ANDY: the
MICHAEL: river
ANDY: so
MICHAEL: full
ANDY: of
MICHAEL: song, Every
ANDY: heart
MICHAEL: should
ANDY: be
MICHAEL: so
ANDY: thankful
It's a friendly world! Don't you think so, Michael?
MICHAEL: Yup!
TONY: Oh yeah?! What's so friendly about it?!!
This is Tony Clifton, and, and I demand a part in
this song! I'm just as big a part of the movie as
these guys are! And, and I will not sit back while
some sought-after Colonel Kurtz wanna-be, uh, uh
has his day in the sun! I think he's enough
boring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uh
sit this one out! At least the next verse, or so!
ANDY: Is that OK, Michael?
MICHAEL: OK
ANDY: I don't think you have a choice
MICHAEL: (laughs) OK
TONY:
The world is such a wonderful place
Ha! to wander a-through!
Ah, when you've got someone you luh-huuuv
Ah, to wander along, ah, with yooo-hoooooo!
OK, you go
MICHAEL: With the sky so full of stars
ANDY: And the river so full of song
MICHAEL: Welcome back, Andy Every heart should be
MICHAEL ANDY: so thankful
ANDY: Thankful for this friendly, friendly world
Thank you, Michael!
MICHAEL: Thanks, Andy!
ANDY: Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world!
TONY: Thanks for nothing! K, where's the girls?
They in a chopper? The guy's got a chopper, right?