Drivin' down the road in a big blue car,
With the top way down, a night full of stars,
An' my Bulldog, Jake, playin' Spanish guitar,
In a swimsuit (Sha)
When all of a sudden it's Mardi Gras,
An' the Hoover girls are singin' "Ooh La La"
On the billboard sign is my Grandma,
Riding a Harley with Uncle Charlie

Just a crazy dream, yeah
I don't know why my mind comes up with all these things
It must've been the pizza, the wine or the chocolate
Drifting in my sleep, I can't stop it

Me an' Kevin Spacey were makin' mud pies,
When a teddy-bear circus came cyclin' by
So I sprouted some stained-glass wings,
So I could fly to Vegas (Sha)
The guy I'm diggin' shows up with a rose,
Got down on his knee an' then he proposed
He said: "No woman on earth ever made me feel so much"
An' then I woke up

Just a crazy dream, yeah
I don't know why my mind comes up with all these things
It must've been the pizza, wine or the chocolate
Drifting in my sleep, I can't stop it

La, la la; la la, hey, yeah, yeah
Hey la; la la; la la; hey, yeah, yeah
La, la la la la la la, yeah

I don't know why I have these foolish thoughts of mine
They just get more an' more impossible all the time

Everybody just outs down their guns,
An' the whole world decided peace has won
There's never another,
Daughter or son in danger (Sha)
Nobody's hungry an' nobody's poor,
An' there's just no need for hate any more,
'Cause they put it all together,
An' they got a lot more than we had
An' we're so glad:
We fin'lly stopped makin' God so sad

It's just a crazy dream, yeah
I don't know why my mind comes up with all these things
It must've been the pizza, wine or the chocolate
Drifting in my sleep, I can't stop it, yeah

Just a crazy dream, whoo, yeah
I don't know why my mind comes up with all these things
It must've been the pizza, wine or the chocolate
Drifting in my sleep, I can't stop it