One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
Five!
(Laughs) Tickles me I'll tell you why

Oh, there's a funny farm down the road from me
Where the silliest things happen that you ever did see

Way late at night, when everything's dark,
Five dogs (CLUCK) Five hens begin to (BARK)

Five cats start (CROAK) Five frogs (MEOW)
And this goes on till morning, and the crowing of the cows

(Four crowing sounds and a moo)
Five!