Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'
ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light
Ever wondered where the evil dead go?
There's a little place called "Nightmare Scenario"
Unlicenced establishment for former world powers,
where the drinks are cheap - and it's open all hours
Bonaparte's on brandy - he swills it down his throat,
Hitler sips a Pilsner while he tells a racist joke
Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,
Stalin's out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car
Dear God above (if you exist),
hope you see the funny side to this
now don't get cross - don't bite your nails,
oh, Son of Man your mission failed
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'
ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light
Herod's in the family room to baby sit the first born,
Mengele's got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform
Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark,
when Pol Pot turns the lights out they'll play murder in the dark
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'
ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light
Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero's belly,
while the lions beat the christians thirty - nil live on the telly
Caligula kills 'My Way' on the karaoke stage -
young 'Chezzy' Borgia's barred for life for drinking under age
This is far more than just a joke
Can't you see the fire for the smoke?
Choose any public house you please
and find dictators such as these
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'
ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light
Hell is where the heart lies -
(in Purgatory's borders)
The great thing 'bout eternity -
they never call last orders!