Mike Ness)
We're sitting here in this cell

Was what you did really a crime?

You know it's like a living hell
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The judge says you have to serve time
It's the law that sets your bail
It's the law, you're in jail

Don't bother to try and fight
It's only a few more nights
He couldn't get it up for his wife
The deputy had a bad night
So he's gonna be pissed on the job and
He's gonna bum out your life

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